Fun Guy Friday: Your weekly dose of fitness satire.
The Apple Watch boasts a large selection of apps available to download totaling over 10,000. That’s over 70,000 apps in dog years. Wow! That is a lot of apps! With so many to choose from it can be a bit confusing as to which ones are actually worth your time.
Here are the top 6 apps currently available for download:
Love your Apple Watch but miss looking at that square inch of your wrist? Then this app is for you. It’s built to simulate the experience of being able to look down at your wrist, whenever you want. Another groundbreaking product from Apple.
Sure the Apple Watch has tons of clock faces to choose from, but none of them bring the trust and love you have for your grandfather to your wrist. Just like your grandpa this app will nap intermittently throughout the day saving you battery, and upon waking, lecture you about how things were different back in his day and ask why you aren’t married yet.
Milli Vanilli Lyric Finder
Girl you know it’s true, you’re constantly looking for that app to give you ALL of Milli Vanilli's song lyrics. Wait no more, your new favorite app is here.
My Literal Cloud
Bring the technology of the cloud to your smartwatch. Instead of putting everything in your Dropbox never to be seen again, beam some physical copies to the cloud. You can send all of your photos, inner thoughts, and personal secrets to the cloud. With the press of a button send them up to the cloud so you can save storage on your device.
Mobile Phone Technology Device
No longer worry about leaving your phone at home. This revolutionary app allows you to use your iPhone directly from your Apple Watch. (paired iPhone required)
Off Day Tracker
With all these apps to track your fitness activities one of the most important aspects of working out isn’t accounted for: doing absolutely nothing. This app tracks when you skip the gym giving you a historical log of data you can analyze by day, month or year. It even has a built in excuse generator that you can use to justify why you can’t workout today.